The Most Kawaii of Titans

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Drive Recklessly - Video

Wait just a god damn minute. Time machines must mean time paradoxes (maybe). You see, hitting Hitler and not hitting Hitler may cause this time line to collapse on itself. Lets look at what may happen if Hitler was hit.

Before any invasion or claiming of land: WWII never happened (via Germany atleast), making Hitler an innocent by stander (assuming Germany never enters the war or became an Ally instead). So if you hit him as an evil dictator, you will also hit him as some careless idiot who ran into the street. (Do it and take one for the team.)

After the war: Congratulations! You were the one who actually killed him.

But what if you hit him during the war? Well you see.

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  • Russia might do the thing?
  • America might not have done the thing?

But then not hitting him would change the course of history but that means this chance automobile accident encounter never happens, meaning the option to run him down never occurred so the pathway never existed. This means that he will and won’t get hit.

Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson
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in-with-mcguinn:

Mrs. Robinson- Simon & Garfunkel- 1968

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

The queer really can destroy a nation.

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

The queer really can destroy a nation.

yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing

I’ve read and watched Harry Potter, fuck this shit.

yrdeadbeatfriend:

sixpenceee:

canoeing in a crystal clear lake 

coolest but scariest fucking thing

I’ve read and watched Harry Potter, fuck this shit.

zinge:

feministballerina:

malonetaylor:

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

People need to see this. 

It is illegal to willingly harass and intimidate a person on purpose, even if you are doing it outside of an abortion clinic.  Remember this, pro-lifers.  You can and will be charged. <3

zinge:

feministballerina:

malonetaylor:

Did you know? It’s your RIGHT to access reproductive healthcare without being intimidated or terrorized.

People need to see this. 

It is illegal to willingly harass and intimidate a person on purpose, even if you are doing it outside of an abortion clinic.  Remember this, pro-lifers.  You can and will be charged. <3

zaku-ro:

I’m gonna do it you guys, I’m going to adopt a little baby girl and name her Anna May last name w/e.

"Sir, did you say you love anime the style or Anna May your daughter?"

Yes

woah-its-a-panda:

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

bob tryin to clean ur filthy blog

woah-its-a-panda:

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

bob tryin to clean ur filthy blog