Aight, so like, my friends and I are weeabo snk die hard trash children and I had a dream about it last night. For who knows what reasons, we kinda just… apparated on top of each other in the court room in a giant pile when that one time Eren was on trial and Levi hadn’t kicked his face in yet. Everybody was just staring at us like wtf who are these children dressed in ill fitted military uniforms? At the bottom of the pile I look up and shout, “WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS!” So we all hurry to our feet, run past Eren because he can turn into a Titan so w/e he’s fine, pick up Armin like an American football, jumped through a window, and ran like hell.
A brief history of the Schlond Poofa.
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malcolm in the middle was the realest show
Fun Fact: Reese made up that whole speech and didn’t really mean it. I may be wrong but this is the episode where Lois goes into the store and asks Malcom and Reese to behave themselves for a moment. Ofcourse, they don’t. Near them is a giant billboard of a half naked woman. So Reese, being who he is, climbs the billboard and stats spray painting “I want Reese” but is interrupted at “I want Re” so he fills it in with “respect.” Lois knows full well he’s bs’ing his way out of there. And like all shenanigans, Malcom is in there too, regretting tagging along with his older brother when he knew full well that this was going to happen. She yells at them to come down but they’re too scared to. Being “stuck,” the billboard starts catching media attention.
Still, a false speech doesn’t necessarily mean a false cause. This gives us a real insight about Reese’s character. He’s a fictional moron but he’s still smart enough to know women are people unlike real life politicians.
Just a thought or two.
low key tw’s: self image, suicide, misogyny (bronies)
major tw’s: sexual harassment and assault, rape
I dun did a video and was encouraged by many of my peers to share it on my blog with the most followers (thank you btw to those who follow me). It’s some social justice (I guess) rambling opinion stuff. If you don’t want any of it because this is your safe space, not in the mood, etc., the tag to bag is: Finn Speaks
I also ofcourse include trigger warnings.